Vegas Sperm Clinic

A lady of the night

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".

A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)

by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Out of sperm

It means that you have done a lot of hand job or you had a lot of sex just in a single week.

Maria: Hi Justinpx, I am so horny right now... Can u come please for one more time?
Justinpx: Hi Maria, sincerely i am out of sperm. Maybe next week cutie?

by GiorgiCavany February 26, 2019

Sperm mode

When you are here doing things in sperm mode. Nothing special, just sperm mode.

Pisschilling in sperm mode.

by Le véritable January 26, 2022

Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web

*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!

by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014

sperm bags

A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.

Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.

by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020