smack boy

when your bros want to hang but you can't move cause you're high as fuck.

Bro1: hey randy! You want to hang tonight?

Randy: I can't chill cause I'm too super smack boy

by 420randy69 February 1, 2016

Smack a bitch

On June 9 you can smack a bitch you have been waiting to smack!

Jen: what’s smack a bitch day?
Kenzie: you can smack any bitch you want because it’s june 9!

by Kenzieryann June 26, 2019

baja-smack

yo its when you smack the baja out of someone and can be used wth various parts of ur hand in different combos. yo jeepsta u could also use various items like the jc-cp paddle

the man cp: yo foostick imma bout to smack u (baja-smacks dobbins)

by jeepsta June 25, 2004

smack pig

Someone who has lowered themselves to the point where they their only food or sustenance is Heroin or "Smack" often resulting in a skeletal look

Look at the smack pig all 70 lbs of him looks like he will fall apart with a gust of wind

by monkey man Jr III March 21, 2007

smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.

yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.

by ismackoff May 26, 2014

Smack-Ass

A person who constantly annoys people either for the fun of it or he/she is just completely stupid knowing that he/she will obviously get in trouble with a painful punishment (Hitting, yelling, scolding, grounding, etc).

"Could you get that little Smack-Ass off of my lawn?", "Keep that Smack-Ass away from me!", "You Smack-Asses are going to get it now!"

by one of yo momma's boyfriends February 14, 2010