Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

slipping the d

Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina

"Yo son, just slip her the d!"

"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"

"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"

by g-dub crew August 21, 2006

slippery sailor

1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.

"He was so bloody pissed last night he was doing the slippery sailor!"

by Jay Kaufman July 20, 2007

sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.

"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"

by mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm April 4, 2009

Sloppy crunch

Using a Kentucky Fried chicken drumstick as a sex toy.

DJ loves to use KFC drumsticks in girls as sex toys so he can enjoy their sloppy crunch.

by Kara Rauman September 23, 2009

Sloppy Gopher

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.

"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.

by PERRAY November 9, 2009

Sloppy Joein

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner

Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing

Chris: haha look at that guy walkin up here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here

by ObamaC July 13, 2010