Slippery jimmy

When doing a shit that just slides out.

Ahh mate I’m bout to do a slippery jimmy. (Best said in an Irish accent)

by King Doctor June 26, 2023

Slippery Frog

When you are in the shower with your lady and you lather her all up then put it in her butt without prior notification. She starts trying to climb out of the shower looking like a slippery frog.

I pulled a slippery frog on my lady yesterday. I got donkey kicked once she regained her footing.

by Berry Mike Hawkin May 17, 2023

Filthy Slipper

1- To slip something filthy into someone's mouth.
2- A derogatory name to call a homeless person.

Definition A
Person 1 - What happened last night?
Person 2 - He got attacked by a filthy slipper.

Definition B
There are too many filthy slippers in Oxford.

by actualrealityactupfightaids January 9, 2010

gaggle slapped

(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.

1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.

2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.

"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"

"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.

friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P

by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

Cock Slipper

Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.

Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!

Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!

by Questosterone March 11, 2011

prune slapped

Being surprised with an extremely dark and purple hickey, that looks as if someone threw a prune at your neck.
(Usually very difficult to cover up or hide.)

James: Dude what'd your girl do to your neck last night?

Nick: Yeah, I got prune slapped. Can't hide it.

James: That sucks. No pun intended.

by cheesemayo June 20, 2011