ham-showed

Tanked out of your mind. To be drunk beyond reason. to be plastered or destroyed. To be shmammered.

Hash-master was ham-showed at the condo!! He could hardly stand.

by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

Wonderland shower

A shower that smells like sewage and/or hard boiled eggs. Named for Wonderland Camp in Camp Lake, Wis.

Non-wonderland showers are so very nice.

by Armitando August 29, 2009

Grumeau shower

The Grumeau Shower is when you vomit on someone during intercourse, making your partner vomit on yourself while continuing the sexual act.

Last night I was having horrible sex with this chick. She got sick on me (from all the horror) and proceeded to violently vomit all over me.. Getting into the mood, I then Grumeau showered her right back!

by Beep12345 December 15, 2009

Slippery Showdown

While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.

Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown

by AproudAlcoholic March 27, 2010

fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

by jbuti September 27, 2010

Team Shower Time

When four best friends all go take a shower in sperate stalls in a public bathroom. It is a peaceful, relaxing experience, and is in no way shape or form homosexual. Similar to a sauna.

"Hey guys, Im pissed off. Team shower time?" "Yes, lets relax."

by viperx290 October 23, 2011

pink shower

When you shower after ramming a chick on her rag and the water from the blood coming off your meat makes the water pink.

Hey Reggie, I just had a nice pink shower after I dumped some seed into your sisters sloppy ragging hatchet wound. Wanna go for tacos?

by Shlong John Sliver August 10, 2016