Wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on Facebook because it's a SHELFIE and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off!
by gamefacedude May 6, 2014
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by anonymous (i can spell!) ^^ September 1, 2003
Get the shell ee mug.The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007
Get the Turtle Shelling mug.A Scrotum Shell is generally seen as a very hard ball-sack. The most common reason for this is when a man (or woman) ejaculates upon the ball-sack, rubs it in, and leaves it to dry overnight. Upon inspection in the morning, the ball-sack should have a shiny, hard layer, although this depends on the constitution of the semen.
by PooMister November 18, 2010
Get the Scrotum Shell mug.I stumbled upon the rest of Janice's Oreo's. I was so stoned and there were only 8 left so I shellacked them.
by The Word Burglar January 7, 2008
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Get the Shelfie mug.a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.
ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*
ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*
never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.
by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
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