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Shank

When you go for a shit and have a wank at the same time
I’m just nipping to the toilet for a shank”
by breheney04 January 14, 2022
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Super-Shank

A man with an abnormally large head. The largeness of the head is created by not only an obsession with the real Superman...but also due to his quick wit and miscellaneous facts conjured up from dogpile.com. He can be considered a genius, or even run for the next President of the United States - so take his antics and threats seriously!
Don't make me go Super-Shank on your ass fool!
by Concerned patron May 11, 2010
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Shank

Shank is another way of saying stabbed
by 17squa July 29, 2017
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Shank

"to shank- tew sh-aaaa-nnkkk to have a sharp object, not always a knife. just something sharp or dull, but with a dull one you would need more force. to stab the
person trying to rape/attack/kill/slap/hit/anger you, you put the item you are going to SHANK them with and jab them in the stomach= or arm or face or wherever."
Cut with sharp object.
meaning Shank and hurt or kill
by Shanking buddies July 23, 2009
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Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.
John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time
by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009
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shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.
See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank
by GarryB March 22, 2017
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Shank

British English

Noun: A homemade knife made from one piece. E.g: a glass shard

Verb: To puncture someone with a sharp, one piece object.
Sentence: They shanked (verb) them with their shank(noun)
by My_nan July 18, 2021
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