Sword

Another word for peen.

Chad: "Bro last night I slapped my sword all over Jessica

by OOFERGOOFER May 31, 2019

Flag

Get the Sword mug.

Sword

A device used to clean out the ear

Hey bro why did u take that sword?

My ears tingling.

by Kidsinmybasementwontshutup December 07, 2021

Flag

Get the Sword mug.

Sword

When a baseball player swings foolishly at a pitch outside of the strike zone to strike out.

(Strikes out player) "Sword!"

by Baseballplayer05 May 20, 2024

Flag

Get the Sword mug.

Swords

An epic duel (some call it a dance) in which each contestant attacks the opponents pee steam in the same urinal! In effort to over power their stream. To prove once and for all! You have a greater penile velocity , or possibly just heavier flow!

Hey guys! Anybody want to play swords?

by swords January 07, 2018

Flag

Get the Swords mug.

Paper sword

The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper

A: And how are you going to stop me?
B: I have a paper sword
A: shit

by O5-06 August 16, 2021

Flag

Get the Paper sword mug.