sloppy salad

When a man stuffs his testicles in the asshole of his partner.

Anal Stuffing anal salad with extra ranch balls deep Sloppy Salad

by Droc the Bull June 19, 2010

lawn shopping

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night

My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.

by brankmank December 31, 2003

Sloppy Jalopy

When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.

Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."

by UltimateGooby April 22, 2019

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by Alan1 November 10, 2008

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"

The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.

by C-rad Der Blessed February 2, 2007

bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

by -HEF- September 3, 2009

Sloppy Arrow

The poop where your stomach cramps up before it happens. When you go to poop, at first it's like the head of an arrow, it's hard and extremely painful to push out the 2 to 4 solid pieces of feces. After the "dam breaks" A flush of liquid-like poop flies out, thus being the sloppy wooden part of the arrow. So the poop is known as a "Sloppy Arrow"

Dude, I was totally about to get it in when I had really bad stomach cramps! As soon as I felt it, I knew I had a Sloppy Arrow, and I was going to be in the bathroom shitting liquid for hours!

by Bam!Sook2:30 May 10, 2011