Spunk Drain 

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

Spunk Drain by PJAD November 2, 2008

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution 

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution by bexyboo August 6, 2009

moist spanky 

The act of ejaculating in ones hand and forcibly smacking your partner's buttocks with enough velocity to make the semen fly from the hand, like high-fiving someone with a hand full of foaming soap, thus creating a mess that you are now stuck with.

Jackie was making me so horny, so I cummed in my hand smacked her ass, what a moist spanky!
moist spank semen

moist spanky by yoho20 October 1, 2014

spunk 

Male sex juice (seamen)

She pumped me so i spunked all over her face.

spunk by Anonymous October 9, 2003

slunky 

adjective: one who both posses the qualities of a slut while also being chunky

How slunky was Ella last night at sofia's getty, when she flirted and fooled around with 485767373359 guys !

slunky by Jahl Maron September 3, 2007

spanky 

one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation

owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'

spanky by emohammers December 10, 2003

spunker

Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.

Dy'a fancy a pint me old spunker ?

spunker by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008