Speed regimer 

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

Speed regimer by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

Speed Wiener

Erectile dysfunction caused by using uppers.

Papi had speed wiener and now his girls are sad.

Speed Wiener by Papi_chulo_OG May 26, 2026

at the speed of laughs 

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

at the speed of laughs by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

Blue Speed by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

Michigan speed limit 

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

Michigan speed limit by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Crystal Speed 

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone

I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.

Crystal Speed by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022

Need For Speed Payback 

a 2017 need for speed game that is worse than any racing games especially racing games from “90’s” except it is better than big rigs: over the road racing with improper performance upgrade system and full of lootboxes with ricer parts(air suspension, neons, horns, tyre smoke colour and nitro colour ), free banks(in-game currency), part tokens that is used to represent scrapped parts

DevilDo99 gaming: “I’d rather not play that damn game anymore! (smashes the PS4 nfs payback copy with a bat with spikes)” (Quote from “Need For Speed Payback Review(Warning! Incoming Rant!)”)

At the comment section, the typical toxic nfs fanboys be like:
StopNaggingMe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NFS PAYBACK IS THE BEST GAME EVER, YOU RATHER TAKE OVER YOUR DAMN LIFE ANYMORE!
KiraKiraKiddo: STOP FUCKING SMASHING THE GAME, YOU WILL BE POOR INSTANTLY IF YOU DO THAT TO ALL OF YOUR GAME. ALSO, THAT IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
ChrisChanFanboy : you smashed the game, that’s waste of fucking money. and it is the best game ever but it is worse than flopza 7, the worst Forza ever

Need For Speed Payback by NhatHoangVu October 20, 2018