aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.

Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.

by Bloopure April 02, 2024

Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach December 29, 2015

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach March 24, 2016

finger sperm

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant

me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant

by coochiegurl1000000 January 16, 2021

Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.

Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.

by NikNakNoo June 12, 2015

Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.

Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!

by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019