sloppy H

The act of human coitus where one man has intercourse with a woman's mouth and the other has intercourse with her anal or vaginal cavity at the same time. So called because the woman's body makes an "H" shape with both her arms and her knees.

Carrie wouldn't let us leave the room until she was given her promised "Sloppy H".

by clownsuit June 17, 2006

Sloppy bitch

(Noun; Autoantonym, Contranym, or Janus word)
Meanings can be positive or negative depending on context, intonation and exclamation.
1. (Literally) An unkept, untidy, and clumsy female or person. See; Slut, Hot Mess, and wretched.

2. (Contranym) A fierce woman or person who is well composed, cunning, resilient, strong, independent, punctual, goal oriented and stunning.

1, have you seen Deborah? She was supposed to clock in at 3pm. Ugh, what a sloppy bitch!
2, Damn Barbara! You got 17 Aces in a row?! You're a real sloppy bitch!

by Loupcastille September 14, 2017

Sloppy Daddy

The name given to a guy who gives head to a woman and everything gets wet and juicy.

Thank you for the nice head, I enjoyed it sloppy daddy.

by darkmagix November 15, 2009

sloppy stoplight

woman who think no words and they lick racists vertiginous transformers who repeat social sloppy differences.

tony the wonder lama and rachel lewandowski make a sloppy stoplight...

by tozo gabziao October 12, 2010

Sloppy Steve

When you shove your hemorrhoid infested orange greasy asshole all over your best friend's face.

He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.

by Steve Bannon's Bile April 24, 2018

sloppy Hot

Trying to make yourself look good but you pretend like your not trying

Go tanning and not put make-up on, Straightening your hair and putting it in a ponytail. Make-up to the gym....All sloppy Hot

by A-MACIllinoisRotoAxo April 15, 2011

Sloppy Luffa

A Dirty Luffa where the guy shits.

"Baby, all I want to do is get into bed and give you a Sloppy Luffa..."

by Haiku Pope September 28, 2009