fart slobber

Fart Slobber: similar to a “shart” (a fart in which one slips and actually $h*ts their pants).

After dinner I accidentally fart slobbered and now need to change my pants.

by Call_sign_viper May 31, 2018

I slobbered on my sippy cup

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018

Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.

Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap

by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019

Bog Slobber

Someone who will eat an asshole fresh off a shit, wiped good or not.

You’re such a gross ass........BOG SLOBBER!!!!

by bulldogq26d04 September 9, 2019

Packy slobber

Jack s

You a packy slobber

by Pedro homo October 17, 2019

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.

Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin

by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 18, 2020