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Three pounds of shrimp

When a girl has a large ass.
Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!
by Error219 March 4, 2023
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doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.
"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Off The Shrimp

A belittling statement you tell a smaller person meaning stop talking so much.
A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"
by DryMouthProductions May 19, 2023
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Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023
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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
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Never eating the shrimp

It means to stand by what you say
Or as others say Standing on Business
by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024
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Cooking tha shrimp

Person 1: what’s he doing?
Person 2: I think he’s cooking tha shrimp

Shrimp cooker: yeah I’m jacking my shit.
by A broken jar March 17, 2026
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