Ronald

Ronald is a boy/man who will have you turn your head to look at him without even speaking. You already know of his presence. He is protective and definite boyfriend material. He's always ready for whenever you need him. He's not afraid to express who he really is and he doesn't really care what others think of him. He's cocky and nice but he defends you when you truly need it. Never use a Ronald otherwise you'd damage his ego.

Girl 1: Shhh, Ronald's coming. I know it.

*Crowd quiets down*

Girl 2: How'd you know?

Girl 1: You just know...

by Shenyi's Handles September 22, 2018

runaiik

a thot

@runaiik is such a thot smh

by chxryl.mp4/spooky.chxryl October 16, 2018

runaway roll

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.

I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Ronald

Being a ronald is being a stanky motherfucker that dont brush his teeth

Ttg quan- is that u smelling like that bit

Seven-what u talking about dude

Ttg quan-u smell like a ronald

by Shhssvs January 16, 2019

Ronald

Ronald is a huge JERK. He is a pervert and likes to touch little kids. If you ever meet a Ronald, stay away from him. He’ll make your life horrible and will try to harass you.

Did you see what ronald did last week? He touched some kids and got sent to prison.

by gabe itched February 15, 2019

ronald alonso

dates every 7th grader in hialeah

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders

by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019

Ronald

penis

I pointed my Ronald at the toilet but missed

by Word Crook July 10, 2019