Rupert's Paradox

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?

Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK

by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011

3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

rulez

the same like RULES changing the 's' by a 'z'

World of Warcraft rulez !!!
trans --> (WoW is soooo good)

by RaisE May 13, 2005

I RULE YOU

something random to yell at people to establish your dominance. they will instantly be defeated, they may act confused but it is only an act to diguise their shame.

some dude: "hey ansel whats up?"
me: "I RULE YOU!!"
some dude: "what?!" o.0
me: "you can't deny me billy, its too real!!"

i am teh victor

by Ansel Schulenberg May 2, 2006

Rule of wrist

Popularized by the film "The Boondock Saints", The Rule of Wrist is a fitting male translation of the original rule, "Rule of Thumb", which is; a man can beat his wife as long as the stick was no wider than your thumb, after drunken review, it was decided that a stick as wide as your thumb cant lay out proper punishment and the width of your wrist should be used instead. upon mentioning this to a female in a serious tone of voice, expect to be kicked in the testicles.

"Cant do much damage with that now can we? Prehaps it should have been Rule of Wrist?"

by KaiTenSatsuma [KTS] December 24, 2008

Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

by ball-handles October 18, 2015

Rule 115

no matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone you answer it

*toddler hands 6'7 biker guy on the street a ringing toy phone*
biker guy 1: I don't want it...
biker guy 2: rule 115 man
biker guy 1: fu- *looks at toddler* er, hello?

by Teka D Kai January 3, 2013