Redding

The best small town in CT, Redding is host to many of the stereotypes also found throughout Fairfield County, CT. Most families reel in over $150,000 a year, and live in $600,000+ homes, with more than a handful of houses priced at over a million dollars. This is to be expected after all, it is Fairfield County.

The younger generation in Redding attends Joel Barlow High School. Those attending the high school share their learning environment with their fellow Eastonites, making up a student body of about 1000, giving you an idea as to why Redding is the best small town. Due to the small student body, most sports team are unsuccessful, especially football and hockey, although soccer fares considerably well each season. School spirit is nearing an all-time low. A small number of students choose to avoid JBHS and go to private school, but remain close with their public school counterparts.

The school is plagued with wannabe kids yet to find their purpose in life. JBHS is home to no shortage of emo kids and ghetto wannabes. Cliques based on these dress styles and fake personalities form among the entering freshman quickly. The emo kids band together, and the ghetto kids pretend to be 'down' in the 'rougher cities' like Brideport, see B-po, and Norwalk, despite the fact many of them probably only visit relatives in these towns.

By far, the most consistent stereotype among Reddingites is the trademark North Face fleece wearing, Jeep Cherokee or better driving, DMB listening teenager, who is not ashamed to buy weed or alcohol with his parents cash. Unless you are an emo bitch or a ghetto punk, the most popular music to listen to is Dave Matthews Band. When asked why, you typically justify with the comment, "Because it is just so chill". Compared to the nearby, and wealthier towns of Westport and Fairfield, Redding teens sport their pastel colored polos less, but there is no shortage of preppy looks either.

For enjoyment, partying is the name of the game for Redding kids. Beiruit, or 'ruit, as it is commonly called is quickly becoming Redding's favorite pastime. Drugs are fairly common as well, and there have been a considerable number of drug busts at the high school for such a small population. Rich kids with too much time on their hands...

"I left my iPod, cell phone, and dime bag in my North Face. Shit, my Jeep is still running, I forgot to turn down the DMB music too. I'll be right back"

"Must be from Redding..."

by Kickin' it in January 5, 2006

Reddit Atheism

Reddit Atheism is a type of atheism practiced by redditors were they ruthlessly attack religion at any given opportunity. Reddit atheists have a lot overlap with reddit liberalism, since many reddit atheists are liberals due to the religious people they are spitting being often conservative.

Reddit atheism is practiced by redditors who are atheists and don't like religion.

by Kelmeer23 May 21, 2023

Reddit

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redcoat

the white and red product which emerges from your lover's vagina when you ejaculate inside her with no condom, and she is in the midst of her period.

I had to clean up the redcoat a moment ago.

by pseduo p. nym December 28, 2005

Reddit 50/50

Reddit 50/50 cured my depression

Person 1: Hey man did you go on Reddit 50/50?
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Reddit 50/50: If you have depression this is the best way to cure it. Yes, even better than memes.

by Mathelgar January 15, 2020

Reddi Wip

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman in doggy-style, while the women kneels the man's testicles. The man then precedes to pull out, and cum all over a flat surface, and both individuals lick up and share the semen.

Jada: I think I'm ready to share Reddi Wip with you.
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by Arkavias May 10, 2016

redbox it

a movie you would like to see but not enough to pay for a movie ticket.

that movie looks good but i think ill just redbox it.

i cant beleive i spent money on ticket for that movie, i should have waited and redboxed it instead

by charleyman101 January 7, 2010