abby rogers

the most beautiful, cute, adorable girl i have ever met. shes super nice, kind and caring. shes always smiling, always happy and laughing, but on the inside i think shes broken. shes very insecure about herself, she thinks she ugly and fat she turns down every compliment, doesnt like hugs even though ours were amazing. she makes everyones day and always looks out for people before herself. there have been so many times she could have left me but she hasnt, shes still the best friend i could ever ask for. her eyes are green and i love staring into them. her smile is the thing i wake up to see everyday, she is the reason i try and wake myself up everymorning. her voice is the thing i want to fall asleep to everynight, abby gives everyones life a bit of light. she pulled me out of my darkest times and is the first person to care for me so much, i would do anything to keep her safe in my arms, to keep her warm everynight, to kiss her forehead and make sure she sleeps well. shes the girl ive dreamed of all my life and im so grateful ive finally met her. even if we stay as friends in the end, the feelings ive got for her, the love, will never disappear. she needs to know she is perfect in everyway, and that i would do anything to see her happy. when she told me she was broken, that broke me more than i already was. i know youre reading this now, it might hit hard it might not. just know everynight im sitting here til 4am thinking of a future with you. i love you abby, i really do.
me: hey short stuff
abby rogers: hey cunt ( cum shoe, piss jeans, piss jacket, twat, dickhead ect. )
by your local holy keigan November 5, 2020
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roger hof

A very good looking light skin who is funny and has great hair. A person with a great personality and cares about everyone. A person who is a good boyfriend and will always be there for you.
Have you heard of Roger Hof?
Yeah he's amazing
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Mr. Rogers

He was a creepy old man. I don’t know why he was even allowed on TV. I never understood his message. To me it is a very naive way to bring up children. Allowing them to be kind so someone can take advantage of them?
That Mr. Rogers was such a weirdo. I bet his whole life he was an actor.
by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
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Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
by humps69 May 22, 2009
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Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
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ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
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Jillian Rogers

Jillian Rogers is a loving friend. 99.99% of the time Jillian Rogers is a red head.
Dang Jillian Rogers Is a red head🤣.
by Bennjs January 27, 2021
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