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Todd Rogers

"Damn, son, I used to think that Dave Navarro was a pussy sniper but he looked like a real Todd Rogers at the AVN Awards"
by JT Fingerson February 6, 2008
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ROGERING

I went to see my girl the other night and gave her an ole rogering
by Steven aka Goldie March 30, 2009
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Seth Rogen

A hilarious Canadian actor/screenwriter best known for his roles in Knocked Up, Pineapple Express, Superbad, and Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Seth Rogen had his start on the television show Freaks and Geeks when he was 17, followed by the equally successful show Undeclared. Most, if not all, of his films turned out to be unbelievably successful, making him on his way to be part of the array of comedy legends such as Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, and Adam Sandler.

Superbad was written by Rogen and his childhood friend Evan Goldberg when they were both in high school. Believe it or not, the film is actually a semi-autobiography on how the two were when they were in high school, making the two main characters represent them and thus naming the characters Seth and Evan (as in Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg). The two have also written Pineapple Express, with the help of the comedy genius Judd Apatow, who is responsible for just about every movie that Rogen has starred in and several others.

Also stars in the upcoming movies Observe and Report and Funny People.
by hurricane season March 22, 2009
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Rogers Rub

A massage given by Flo Rogers to her best friend and fellow military granny, Beatrice Middleton. A Rogers Rub is most often given before a card game or any other hard time. Rogers Rub is guaranteed to melt stress away. Not a believer yet? Ask Flo Rogers to give you one one time. You will love it! Flo Rogers guaranteed! S.W.A.A.
Flo: Oh no, I'm so stiff. They don't call it Body Poker for nothing. My whole body hurts. I need my Rogers Rub.

Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.

Flo: Sure, full body or just half?

Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!

Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)

Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.

Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)

Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 25, 2011
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rogal

How the bathroom smells after brad put his used pad/tampon in the garbage.
Brad got pwnt by Dan!
by Dan B. November 11, 2003
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Rogered

The stage of drunkness where you are no longer fun, you just start ruining peoples lives
"I hear *insert name* was trashed last night" "Mate, she was Rogered"
by Mmmmmm dips August 17, 2011
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