dick queef

To fart out of ones shlong.

John quit it you fucking dick queef.

by Dznny Da Persian September 14, 2005

Queef Goggles

Queef Goggles occur when a woman releases vaginal gas, often whilst recieving oral sex, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant.

During oral sex a woman releases vaginal gas which causes the glasses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.

by Well Hung Pony October 21, 2009

period queef

When you fuck a girl on her period, she queefs and blood blows out.

I pulled my wang out of my girls pussy and she queefed blood all over it.period queef

by ONlyonE_- June 21, 2016

Confetti Queef

V. Used in description of a loose woman who has such a large vagina that she often expells "confetti" or foreign objects from her vagina when queeffing uncontrollably

She is so gross I bet she confetti queefs all the time.

by Rick Raida October 4, 2006

Queef

1. a vaginal release of air, such as one would fart

2. an insult you would give to someone, such as one would would call them a wanker, homo or a shitface

1. I though she farted after sex, but i was wrong

2. you a such a queef

by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003

Queef

a fart from the vigina

mike queef!!

by bob May 20, 2004

queef

An expulsion of gaseous air from the vagina. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.

1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face."

2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck.

3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.

by nick863 April 19, 2006