drum-punching

Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.

So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."

GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.

by Little Jew Girl December 9, 2008

Dunch Punch

A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.

Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."

by hey biznitches April 13, 2010

Pumpkin punch

When a person grabs a mans balls and squeezes them, till they become one or look like a pumpkin. and then punch em in the pumpkin.

My wife got pissed when I donkey punched her so she turned around and pumpkin punched me.

by dvlwmn January 5, 2010

punch a grogan

To defecate, to crap. Another way of saying, "to take a dump".

"I have to punch a grogan."

by MTB June 24, 2006

Punch up

When a boxer or person is able to fight above their weight class or if a person is able to take on or accomplish things out side their class.

Nick is a middle weight but he hits so hard he can punch up and fight heavy weight too.

by Oneofidiots December 5, 2017

Snookie Punch

To punch an annoying girl in the face unexpectedly.

Coined in 2009 on the MTV reality series "Jersey Shore" when female cast member Snookie was surprisingly punched in the face at a bar by a male patron being pestered by her.

I'm going to Snookie Punch this chick if she doesn't shut up.

by snipes2002 January 21, 2010

donkey punch

Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.

Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.

by gingernyc September 7, 2007