procrastinasty

The nastiness you feel when you've been procrastinating too hard.

I have to do so much work today but I've been so procrastinasty

by leenirama April 7, 2011

procrackedinating

spending countless hours going through articles on cracked.com instead of doing real work, with the benefit of being oddly informed about random trivia.

"So I got online yesterday to work on my philosophy paper, but I ended up procrackedinating for like nine hours...I may have failed the class but now I know all about the '6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud'!!!"

by Mr.C11 November 18, 2011

Procify

To actively seek to be tea bagged by a statistician.

Developer: That's an awesome model you made, I want to procify it.
Statistician: I know by model you mean me. Why can't you just say you want to be tea bagged, sicko.

by pilsner99 November 20, 2013

Procreate

An app used to draw and illustrate digitally

Look what I drew on Procreate

by nellerie.GEC November 29, 2021

Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009

Procrasturbating

To masturbate when you should be studying.

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008