Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.

Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.

by squiggles62 December 19, 2025

noob potty

in halo reach, the teleporters that take you to a location on the map that expirienced players will be watching and waiting for a noob to teleport to, ending in a quick easy kill or bieng dumped on, hence the name noob potty

They are spawning at blue base, so they will most likely use the noob potty.

by birminham November 9, 2012

Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control

The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

mark pots

When you have a trap as a girlfriend and you don't want to admit it.

When a pippa (mark pots) order bepis
instead of boba bola

by bepis_pippa April 19, 2018

A Potsticker

A person male or female who only sticks around because others have weed but doesn’t bring their own.

Damn this new girl I’ve been seeing is a Potsticker all she wants to do is smoke my weed and go home.

by Kailer420 May 5, 2018

porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.

That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.

by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021