The Windish Potato is a move to be executed only by the most skilled anal entry technicians. Though simple in design, its very nature presents serious risk to the
safety of the performer's manberries and thus should not be attempted by amateurs or the unskilled. Consider yourself warned.
note-missionary position recommended_1
It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the
victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass
gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his
thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous
butthole contraction is ever-present. The
mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of
gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
Little
Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the
gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the
poor fucker right there.
