Pickle Wagon

A common insult that refers to one having and/or driving a shit box of a car. Used with greater power when referring to an actual wagon and if their mother drives it.

"Ben your mum drives a fucking pickle wagon, you white maggot cunt"
"No your mum drives a pickle wagon Josh"

by doolanator7 March 17, 2020

pickle lips

Chafed, calloused, weathered, or blistered lips from an abnormal amount of cocksucking.

Craven Morehead could tell by her pickle lips that he had chosen a hood rat of uncommon oral prowess.

by eriks1971 November 9, 2009

Pickle stick

1: Another word for a hockey stick used in a such a fashion as to poke a hockey puck.

2: A stick used to poke a pickle to more easily place a pickle in a jar without getting ones hands dirty.

3: A stick used to beat misbehaving and insolent pickles.

He gave it the old pickle stick.
He pickle sticked that puck from underneath the goalies pads.
Get the pickle stick out of my face!!
He put to pickle in the pickle jar using his trusty pickle stick.
You better settle down pickles or I will be force to pull out my pickle stick and beat the shit out of you!!!

by Rwarner174 January 21, 2006

pickle stinker

When one's vagina leaves a "tuna-like" smell on another's penis, she is referred to as a "pickle stinker"

Wow, I really jumped on that granade lastnight, that girl was a real pickle stinker.

by phil phelopian May 24, 2007

fudge pickle

Your wang after bare-backing. Needed to properly execute a brown necktie or Dirty Sanchez.

"After I pulled out I had a fudge pickle so I gave her a brown necktie."

by Telesonic June 13, 2005

pickle rick

a way to accentuate a certain aspect of urself.

i am very pickle rick.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Jar of pickles

A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.

The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.

by pickles taste good April 2, 2009