Pineapple Surprise

Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.

Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.

Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.

Pineapple Surprise by Big_Brando_Baby September 1, 2013

pineapple-smoothy 

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.

"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."

pineapple-smoothy by Shandyandybananarammalarri April 3, 2014

Pineapple monkey 

When your dick hurts

I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo

Pineapple monkey by Soccerlife199 May 5, 2015

pineapple lasso 

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

pineapple lasso by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Pineapple Delay 

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.

Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.

Pineapple Delay by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016

pineapple plump 

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

pineapple plump by Feggt July 27, 2016

pineapple fish 

a person with fish lips that get bruises from sucking dick.

she's pineapple fish because she comes to school having bruises on her lips.

pineapple fish by bob 69 09 your mama July 27, 2016