e-penis

A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!"

"my e-penis > your e-penis"

by requires a microscope March 29, 2004

Penis Whiffler

One who whiffles penis

plural: penis whiffli; gaggle of penis whiffli

Black kid on Milford Mill: What's your admin's name?
Edward: Penis Whiffler

by D PLAUT October 8, 2010

Picasso's Penis Painting

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.

Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!

by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

Penis Juice

The sticky white liquid that comes from the end of the male genitels. Usually, this happens when the male becomes excited, the result of an orgasm.

Wow, look at my penis juice. It has sprayed all over the computer screen.

by - Ian July 29, 2006

donkey penis

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

by steven September 13, 2003

penis

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003

Penis Grabber

soem one who grabs yah nob
aka a wanker
(NIK)

NIK
grabs nob
=Penis Grabber

by BennyBunny August 19, 2006