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Anti-Paris Hilton

one who fights against paris hilton and her drones
If we had an anti-paris hilton, then we can live on without bein told how to dress.
by jamalkeys February 9, 2009
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gory parasite

a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man
by penismcgyer July 13, 2009
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Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.
Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...
by Son Bon July 17, 2011
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Jordan Paris

Horse-toothed Australia's Got Talent auditionee and joke theif.
"Come on, Australia, ya know this one!" Yeah we know it, Jordan Paris, we know it because we heard it already!
by Lassoon August 23, 2011
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Pulling a Paris

Loudly demeaning a certain minority of people only to discover that said minority is within earshot and looking offended.
Pulling a Paris:
Tony and Timmy are walking in walmart, and talking about how much old people suck ass.
"Damn, i fucking hate old people!" said Tony.
"Yeah! I know!!! They're so retarded!" said Timmy.
*Both act out a retarded old person trying to do a simple task and miserably failing. Both stop and realize that they are not alone in acting like old retarded people*
"Oh damn... look at all these old retarded people staring at us man!" said Tony.
"Hmm... we totally just pulled a Paris!" said Timmy, "Maybe they didn't hear us... hahah no they heard us. They can still hear us. Okay shutting up now."
GOOD THING THEY WERE BOTH HIGH!!?!
=D
by DeeDee3 June 29, 2009
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Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
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X parasite

A breed of organic life, the X Parasites are the most dangerous species of sentient life in the universe. They can infest themselves in a host body, thereby creating them a new body to live in.
by FinalHazard April 25, 2004
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