gory parasite

a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man

Ryan Seacrest is such a gory parasite.

by penismcgyer July 13, 2009

shitsburg

A little motel in the podunk town of Ely, Nevada. It frequently gets trashed by little hooligans from the outer towns. A great place to piss on the carpet without impunity. They never charge for trashed rooms

Dude, this room is way too nice. Let's shitsburg it.

by penismcgyer July 15, 2009