Poo-chucks

Two pieces of pet poop that are connected by hair(s) of the pet's owner (that the cat or dog swallowed)

Poo-chucks resemble the asian fighting weapon called nun-chucks, which are two wooden sticks connected by a chain.

I was cleaning the cat litter box & noticed that my kitty shat a set of poo-chucks.

by CravenM November 10, 2010

poo lace

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

by RetroThis April 9, 2012

Poo Melter

A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.

After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.

Christian: "Hey Albrecht!"
Albrecht: "STFU POO MELTER, get yourself a central heating"

by faglord-thereal June 17, 2012

poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage

"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"

by amara is a sex god x June 23, 2012

Poo laser

Forceful, violent, watery diarrhea.

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.

by driverone January 13, 2014

poo poo canoe

when you wipe from back to front, thus creating a poo poo canoe.

hey mica, i just took a dump and now i have the worst poo poo canoe. i need to shower asap. hundo-p.

by chown1babe September 14, 2014

Poo Sling

When a woman uses her bra as a slingshot, using human feces as the payload.

Don't go to the water balloon fight, someone's got a poo sling!

by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017