Ghost Poo

when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.

man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.

by block bros. July 17, 2014

Scooby Poo

A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."

Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?

Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.

Unison: Yeah~.

by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010

Sebby Poo

The type of guy to think everyone is his friend when all anyone wants is for him to shut the fuck up and obey

Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)

Holy fuckin butter balls, ur being such a Sebby Poo!!

by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 25, 2023

Poo Kiss

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.

My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.

by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011

Alcohol Poo

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"

Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"

by Meowfriend February 25, 2013

Poo Spray

Expulsion of a damp, almost liquidious fart that can cause you to believe your crack is sweating.

Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!

by Herb-A-Lerb November 14, 2009

alkie poo

the poo that comes the morning after a drunken night before

always makes you feel un-hungover

can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive

alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"

by arhpee September 8, 2009