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not got two pennies to rub together

have none or hardly any of the specified item, especially money.
"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
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Penny

Penny is the most fun, kind, sweet, handsome man alive. He’s a little oblivious sometimes but that and any other flaw he has is worth it. Everyone who knows Penny knows that he’s the best; he’s the best friend, the best boyfriend, etc.. and overall the best person ever. Anyone would be lucky to date him, considering how he gives you butterflies and makes you so happy without any effort. If you know a Penny, never leave him or let him down, you’ll seriously regret it.
1. “What a great guy, his name must be Penny”

2. “Wow, she’s dating Penny?”
“What a lucky girl.”
by penfan19875 April 16, 2024
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Penny

Absolutely perfection. Smart, funny, witty and a goddam sexy whore. She'll fulfill your every desire from gourmet meals, doing all the house chores and kinky weird shit in the bedroom. 5 out of 5. Highly recommend.
That Penny of mine’s a goddam Penny. Damn she's fine
by KynanFFS May 11, 2024
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Penny

Her real name is Penelope, but she’ll never tell you. So pretty and really good at makeup. She has a cringe relationship but apparently she doesn’t mind. One of the most funny and caring people on Earth, I hope we’ll never grow apart!
Penny’s farts stink
by Bigback1211 May 20, 2024
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Throwing pennies

Yeah, you see what I'm talking about, right?
Hym "My social interactions serve no purpose other than to be reported on for later reference. Throwing pennies... Berating my manager for 5 straight minutes... I told a guy he was nothing. They'll let me get away with doing anything just to keep doing what they're doing. I mean, they'll placate me but it doesn't actually pay to engage with them. If they're not propping up some strawman or some reductio ad absurdum regarding the meta narrative of my life, they really don't have shit to say to me anyway."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
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Penny D.

Someone who brings their sister a thanksgiving meal when they’re sick.
She’s being such a Penny D.
by JesusChristDaGod November 25, 2021
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