Definitions by KynanFFS
Wado
An absolute king. Straight down the line with no fucks to give. Treats everyone they meet with respect and friendship (unless they deserve to be put in their place). Often disillusioned with life due to the fact that most people are dumdshit fuckwits.
Penny
Absolutely perfection. Smart, funny, witty and a goddam sexy whore. She'll fulfill your every desire from gourmet meals, doing all the house chores and kinky weird shit in the bedroom. 5 out of 5. Highly recommend.