Texas peach pussy

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Pulling your peach

1.Something one says when they are just joking around.

2.A response to telling someone something your really aren't going to do.

Casey: Hey Julia I'm going to egg your house tonight.

Julia: No don't my mom will flip!

Casey: Don't worry I'm just pulling your peach

by Dr.Asian August 7, 2010

James and the Giant Peach

When the male genitalia becomes soft and shrinks down upon entering a female’s vagina making intercourse impossible thereby he must plant his finger James on her clitoris peach pit in order to grow a ripe giant peach

I just drank a lot of Jameson, guess I’ll have to James and the giant peach her tonight!

by sageberry420 May 19, 2015

Princess Peach

A ditzy, helpless, dumb blonde who can't do shit to protect herself.

1: Who's your favorite princess in the Mario series?
2: Easy, Princess Peach.
1: Ew no she's an idiot. If you want a princess who's pure awesomeness, Daisy's where's it's at!

by ShanuJackal February 25, 2020

Pink Gold Peach

Pink Gold Peach is a variant of Princess Peach from the Super Mario series by Nintendo. She first appeared in a kart racing game called Mario Kart 8 and appeared in several Mario titles after that. She is composed of gold and is colored pink (hence the name), and has a voice somewhat similar to Princess Peach. She is considered by Gaming Youtuber Nathaniel Bandy to be the most unoriginal character Nintendo has ever produced, and is also the bane of his existence.

Person 1: Why does Pink Gold Peach exist? She’s unoriginal and is clearly just a copy of Princess Peach.
Person 2: To be Metal Mario’s girlfriend of course!
Person 1: (Internally screaming)

by CheeseCakeFries June 27, 2021

Albanese Peach Ring

The infected result of dipping your condom in hot sauce preceding anal intercourse.

"That fucker Todd gave me an Albanese Peach Ring last week."
"I guess that Ass Reaper did it's job, huh?"
"Fuck you Denice."

by God is dead and I killed him October 29, 2015

Double Peach Cobler

Is when a man places a strap-on dildo backwards allowing him to give pleasure to two women with a sew saw motion.

Last night Jim preformed a Double Peach Cobler on Jen and Tiffany.

by xgizmoxgh December 21, 2010