Nose Job

When a man or woman rubs their nose into a woman's clitoris while performing oral pleasure to the woman's vagina.

Invented some where in South East London.
My girlfriend was so turned on from the nose job I gave her last night
by PW&IL December 31, 2010
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Skyrim job

giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee
GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"
by Daikatana8 December 21, 2011
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moob job

When overweight men undergo breast reduction surgery.
A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.
by schmuckaneers September 17, 2009
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skeet job

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
by JELMS January 19, 2010
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Cone job

When someone asks for a taste of your ice cream cone and then takes a big bite out of the top instead of a moderate lick from the side.
Hey, jackass, don't cone job my ice cream!
by Ice cream lover September 26, 2010
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Bong Job

A sexual act performed on a male. The performer inserts his or her thumb into the male's anus, lights his balls with a lighter and performs oral sex. At the moment of climax of climax the performer removes their thumb quickly.
Damn! Oddjob been giving me a bong job 'n shit. I ain't ever been to amsterdam, but shit me.
by Reginaldted March 01, 2011
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Dip Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl that has a wad of tobacco, aka "dip," in her mouth. Thus receiving oral pleasure and a nicotine buzz simultaneously.
Getting a dip job from that Gypsy is the best way to quit smoking. My junk is buzzin.
by D Peterskin August 08, 2009
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