Martins Ferry, Ohio

Martins Ferry, Ohio. The first settlement in Ohio. The city is right on the Ohio River. You go down the highway 1.5 miles and cross a bridge and you are in Wheeling,WV.(love those 304 boys)

"Sparky is a Rider" & "Beat Bellaire, Shred the Reds" Are a few of our High School's Motto's

Martins Ferry, Ohio. A great place to grow up, but once you're grown there's nothing to do and no jobs.

by Capital City Chick Now March 24, 2009

ohio northern university

horrible, horrible school in the most pointless town on the planet. impossible to get anyone to tell you what's going on with anything. basically spending time there makes you want to throw yourself down a flight of stairs.

Being at Ohio Northern University makes me want to wretch and die.

by onu hater May 16, 2006

Ohio State Buckeyes

A disgusting scum sucking team of red necks that get there fucking ass handed to them every single year when they play Michigan. They play in some run down eye sore in the middle of the ghetto. What the fuck is a buckeye anyways?

BuckeyeFan1: Man that sucks that we got fucked up by Michigan again.
BuckeyeFan2: Ya i guess,lets go down the street and get some PCP (*Walks a block from campus to run down crackhouse*)

by Nugz McAddleworth March 25, 2005

ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.

Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.

by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007

Mount Vernon Ohio

Some shitty ass town no one gives a fuck about

Things to do in Mount Vernon Ohio:
1. Leave

by the.tinkle.of.contagion October 19, 2022

Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Ohio Trash Burrito

When 4 guys go to a restaurant dumpster and randomly scoop out old food and place it in a burrito wrap. The men then masterbate over top of the burrito and the last person to cum on it must then eat the burrito while attempting to finish masterbating

Bobby had a premium 8 oz Ohio Trash Burrito last night and puked on his balls

by BC2806 March 14, 2019