flaming twinkie

When a male rubs icy hot on his penis and ejaculates when his dick starts to burn.

John sure loves to put icy hot on his dick and have a flaming twinkie.

by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017

Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.

Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.

by cherrybizomb December 12, 2016

flaming twinkie

When a guy lights his penis on fire right before ejaculation.

Last night, Carl wanted me to light his dick on fire for a flaming Twinkie.

by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 18, 2017

Flame A Tube

People think it's about smoking weed, but actually, it's about setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.

Person One: Hey man, wanna go flame a tube?
Person Two: No thanks, I don't smoke weed.
Person One: Nah man, it's just setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.
Person Two: Oh ok, sure.

by NoLobotomies May 28, 2018

Flaming Straight

A man whose outward appearance, mannerisms, speech and affectations would lead any observer to conclude they are an out and proud gay man. Except they are totally straight.

One look at the comedy stylings of John Mullaney and you'd think he was gay but he's just one of those flaming straights.

by Zebexster December 5, 2020

Flaming Vagina

Another word for a lesbian.

Girl 1: You hear about (insert name here)?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she's like, a flaming vagina now.

by Precious Roy March 28, 2015

Flaming Swompenoggle

Someone so ridiculous, annoying, creepy, and horrifying, that there is no way to categorize them as a loser, creeper, ect... because they dont quite fit the bill....

Joe Ward: WANNA HAVE SOME SEX?!?!?!

Me: NO! GET BACK YOU FLAMING SWOMPENOGGLE

by smarterthanhermione November 8, 2010