1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith
2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time
3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.
4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.
5. A wannabe
2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time
3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.
4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.
5. A wannabe
by murph November 06, 2003
The act of pleasuring one's self with the opposite hand and with the hand turned around in the direction opposite of how one regularly pleasures themselves.
by Alder-Boogaloo October 15, 2010
by JellyTots13 May 16, 2011
When you are banging your girl from behind and then you reach into her ass with your fingers and rub the shit (warpaint) on her face and with your other hand bob it flatly on her mouth while making indian war cries.
by ayerish December 18, 2005
Quite similar to the spanish ninja, this is an intense sexual position involving a man and another man and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lights in the room
second, you start banging the other male in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in his ass and pull out so he "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... with the Cowboy you scream out "Brokeback Mountain" while continuing with the above procedure.
first, you turn off all the lights in the room
second, you start banging the other male in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in his ass and pull out so he "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... with the Cowboy you scream out "Brokeback Mountain" while continuing with the above procedure.
by Heehee Ninja July 11, 2008
1)A homosexal male who loves women.
2)someone who uses the prase "dirty" excesivly.
3)someone who puts the bass so loud that it impairs their eye sight.
2)someone who uses the prase "dirty" excesivly.
3)someone who puts the bass so loud that it impairs their eye sight.
by the gay cowboy August 21, 2007
A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
by Derek February 21, 2005