cup of noodles

One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.

Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!

by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

chicken noodle soup

1. A stupid ass dance that originated in New York in which people shake like they just hit a rock.
2. New York's attempt to get spotlight back on them because Atlanta got all the hottest dances,music,clubs,and girls but they need to sit they asses down because they look like retarded ass birds doin that shit.
3. I wouldn't even bootleg dat shit.

Every doin dat chicken noodle soup dance need to go jump off Brooklyn Bridge.

by Yo Skeet Skeet September 17, 2008

Pot Noodle Horn

1) An advertising campaign/gimmick by the Pot Noodle company about people who blow huge horns when they want pot noodle.

2) Now synonymous in England with having a boner/stiffy/erection or being amorous or horny in any way.

1)
Advert: "Do you have the Pot Noodle Horn?"

Veiwer: "lol, wut?"

2)
Bob: "Man that girl was so hot, I had the pot noodle horn!"

by lul, whuts? November 3, 2008

Angry Noodle

When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled away, you then realize it is not your package-hair, as it angrily tickles while pulling it out...hence an angry noodle.

I pulled the longest angry noodle from between my cheeks and left nut.


That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!


Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.

by Turtle "stubs" Dailey March 30, 2009

noodle boob

a boob which is much longer than wide; typically one that sags or curves up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs

*points* look at the nooble

by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

Noglet

A boy who doesn't use a condom when he has sex and ends up with a kid at a young age.

"Yo Pat, I had sex with that chick yesterday!"
Friend, "Nice! Did you use a condom?"
"No..."
Friend, "You noglet!"

9 months later
"Yo...I have a kid."
Friend, "Told you, you're a stupid noglet."

by Gyle117 January 8, 2014

beef noodle

A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.

Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.

by NWest1981 August 15, 2008