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Any guy names Noah is quite the silly goose. He has such a humerous personality. He’s always so funny and can woo you with his charms. Noah is nice and very sweet when he needs to be but can be a badass when the wrong hoe tries to bring him down. Not only is Noah attractive on the inside, but Noah is very very sexy on the outside. Any guy named Noah has a big penis and uses it wisely, not just on any hoes. He is so majestic in the bed, he can turn any lesbian straight with one cum shot In the v with his magic magnum. Not to mention, any Noah is a beautiful singer and is quite the crackwhore on bonwensdays 😌
Wow Noah’s wein is quite huge
Noah by Bitch Ass Bri July 31, 2019
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He is very picky about what he wears or buys he is a completely selfish guy. He is not so picky about sports but he will break your heart and just leave you like why did you want to be with me if you are just going to going around breaking girls hearts like I think it is time that you try your own gender see how that goes and then you can break their hearts and stop breaking gurlz's
Noah is a completely selfish guy
Noah by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019
Noah is that one sick homeless druggy looking kid who isn't actually homeless. He is a loyal Christian despite being pretty fucking gay and a perverted lolicon. He is a great person to talk to when you need help and is always there for you. He is in a band that is tottaly number 1 in the world. He is very protective and will always be by your side. Noah is pretty cool and great.
Shane: "Noah gay church boi"
Noah:" Agreed"
Noah by GetRemy'd August 5, 2019
A smart and hilarious kid who likes to play sports. He LOVES video games and playing them with his friends. He also doesn't like his siblings.
Noah by DragonShadow99999999 August 27, 2019
Is gay and has a secret TikTok that he expresses himself with.
He’s a total Noah

Why can’t you be more like Noah
Noah by Clearly Joshua September 22, 2019
Noah steals your diamonds and armor in minecraft :(
Noah by Bsksks September 27, 2019
A stupid dumb fuck who gets caught watching porn by his sister .
Sister. NOAH

Noah. shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Noah by The Girl Wetter October 5, 2019