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No Shit, there I was 

This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.
500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.

Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.
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Weed aint no drug

Dont give me no shit about weed is a drug it aint no drug, i had done the research its just a plant it just grows, and if you jus happen to set it on fire there are some effects, but that aint the same as drugs - drugs you gota do shit chemicaly you gota add bacon soda, water stir it up i dont no the recipee im jus saying theres some shit you gota do to it
i dont no why it aint legal, Asprin is perfectly legal but if you go take 13 of them its your last head ake

weed aint no drug

chip - do you do drugs ?

Jerome - no but i smoke weed

i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot 

I understand completely.
Man 1: ...and that's how the female breast became eroticized.
Man 2: I sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot!

yankee with no brim 

Basically a Yankees hat but without the brim (The Curved Edge on a Hat)
Definiton - Yankee with no brim
"Woah what kind of that is that, it looks unique"
"Oh that that's just a Yankee hat with no brim.
yankee with no brim by _Squidz April 13, 2020
used as either, "oh shit nvm" or "hold up what the fuck"
"i think i'm gay. wait no"
or
brother: "i want to fuck you raw while your stepdad watches"
sister: "ok. wait no"
wait no by catherinebitch February 12, 2018

yankee with no brim 

tiktok dance created by yodelinghaley to upset toolboxes. she succeeded
omg! the yankee with no brim dance has all the wallets with their assholes clammed up!