Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Get the Brown Nailmug. by Mark Gang September 18, 2020
Get the Your Nailsmug. A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
Get the like trying to nail jello to a catmug. nailing (plural nailings) A mechanical fastening by means of nails. (slang) An act of sexual intercourse, especially a hard one.
by Ilooveturtles18465926 January 25, 2025
Get the Getting nailedmug. 
by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022
Get the Like dogs' nailsmug. by anonymous September 26, 2021
Get the Syd nailmug.