pop music

A publicly accepted form of techno, (meaning that the music is composed using ELECTRONIC SEQUENCING SOFTWARE). The only thing that makes people think it's not techno is because pop music uses vocals as the main part of the song. Unfortunately, pop music sucks shit because whatever the "singers" are saying has already been said 5 million times before by previously manufactured talentless scumbags.

There has never been a more vile abomination to the music industry than the scourge of pop music, all of which is supported by the Record industry Asswipes of America, or RIAA.

by rock fan November 19, 2003

Pop Music

Music that people like because the singer(s) are cute. You never hear somebody call a rock god cute.

OMG look its Justine Timberlake hes is the cutest thing ever. ( wat is heard all the time)
OMG look its Jimi Hendrix he is the hottest thing ive ever seen (wat is never heard)

by goosebumpsadair July 7, 2005

pop music

Pop Music: the reason I have my dad's .22 loaded, next to my head if I hear that goddamn "Toxic" song one more time!!

1. Who really wants to know about Britney's sexual peferences?(That was a retortical question, boys.)
2. I really do not give a shit about being young and hopeless.

by dark soul March 16, 2004

Rap Music

Musical style invented by Deborah Harry, lead singer of Blondie and perpetuated by music publishers curious to see how long; 1)African American males can continue to murder each other for trivial reasons and 2)African American females can continue to be exemplified as anonymous arm decoration and interchangable sex toys.

'It's a shame there's no handgun brand that rhymes with 'bitch' or 'ho', since it would make rap lyrics much easier to write'

by MYCRFT July 16, 2008

Music Industry

Something mainstream pop fans confuse with the modelling industry.

The music industry today panders to the lowest common denominator, and those fools confused it with the modelling industry.

by Archer250 January 1, 2012

Music Nerd

One who is quite knowledgeable about music. Every time they get engaged in an arguement about music, they win. They usually play at least one instrument and are good at it. They can read and/or improv really well. They seem (and probably do) to know the answers to just about every bit of music trivia. They also seem to have heard everything and know about all the cool bands before you and everyone else.

Person 1: "Have you heard this really cool song by this really cool band?"
Person 2: "Of course! I heard it the day after it came out!"
Person 1: "You're such a music nerd!"
Person 2: "I know! Should I start learning mandolin or bassoon next week? I can't decide..."
Person 1: "Well, you ALREADY play at least 27 instrument... But I'd go with bassoon."

by Elfiepie December 18, 2013

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004