moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

moist larry

To change lanes like a mothafucka

???? Moist Larry ????

by _Breadsticks_ May 14, 2015

moist brush

1. When you make your lady friend so wet that her pubic hair becomes moist.
2. When you come so much that your man friend has a dripping moustache.

Dave: Oi mate how was stacey last night?
Steve:aw man she was great she had a moist brush before we even started

by Steve The Plasterer December 13, 2015

moist and meaty

A great type of dog food

Digby is a good dog just look at him eat that moist and meaty

by Digby42 December 24, 2015

Moisturebate

When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.

''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?''
''I mader her a moisturebate.''
''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''

by Det var en gång en fågel April 19, 2016

moistry

an exceedingly moist version of history

wow i'm sure looking forward to moistry today

by lolmeercatz June 6, 2016

Moist

A word that can mean multiple things, from anger, love, and more.

"Stop being so moist man, you're being an asshole."

"I like her lots, she's the most moist girl I've ever seen"

by Ximen February 13, 2017