Cookie Monster

When a man becomes so enraged when practicing oral sex on a woman, he screams "COOKIES!" and proceeds to attack and bite the vagina repeatedly, all while muttering "Om nom nom nom nom"

Last night, Dan went all Cookie Monster on my pussy!

by NickTesla May 25, 2010

four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 20, 2009

Monster Dunk

When any person at any height jumps over three feet in the air, dunks with two hands and bends the rim down so hard that it causes the whole basket to shake and possibly the backboard to shatter.

Shaq did a Monster Dunk it so hard that he brought the whole basket down and destroyed it

by sexmachine32 October 24, 2010

milk monster

A baby,small child still on the bottle or breast

here comes anna with the milk monster in the pram

by sandmaster October 19, 2003

geet monster

synonym for the term 'crack head'

I just got chased down the street by 3 geet monsters when i wouldn't give them a dollar

by J.R. September 6, 2004

Flog The Monster

To masturbate;Male only; To give pleasure to ones self by Strokeing ones Private area.

Dude, i flog the monster 8 times a day! My wrist hurts!

by Dj JynXx June 11, 2006

Walking With Monsters

A BBC document that shows how early life evolved before the dinosaurs. Features Haikouichtys, Anomalocaris, Cephalaspis, Brontoscorpio, Pterygotus, Hynerpeton, Hyneria, Petrolacosaurus, Mesothelae, Dimetrodon, Edaphosaurus, Gorgonops, Scutosaurus, Diictodon, Lystrosaurus, and Euparkeria.

Walking With Monsters taught me about life!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017