Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.
I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse
by The Wyatt Fan Club August 13, 2024
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Moist Frank

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman’s ear, similar to a Wet willy
Yeah bro last night went great, we hooked up and I moist franked her
by Yeaaaah les go November 23, 2021
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A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!
Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!
by Moistmeat February 12, 2025
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Moist Milk

Moist Milk is the army created by Sigmahatesyou too annoy PickleBee_
Sigmahatesyou:”moist Milk
PickleBee_:”WHY”
by PickleBee July 27, 2021
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Moist toes

They are toes that are moist.
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1 Synonym for it is Soggy toes.
Those are some moist toes.
by Deskitt May 04, 2021
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Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.
The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.
by ChloeV124 December 01, 2016
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moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 05, 2022
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