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moist

when three grandmothers are playing chouts and latters and one wins thing get a little moist. not moist as in a fire fire hose, i mean moist as in a tidal wave or tsunami moist. moist means WET
grandma was MOIST when she saw her grandson
by LORDlongDICK February 16, 2018
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moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"
"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"
by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017
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Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.
"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"
by MCB_HD August 31, 2025
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moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.
Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .
by BornXeno September 2, 2016
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Moist

description of a bad online date, cringe-inducing
how was the your date?

it was moist.
by gghh^^ March 10, 2016
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moist kid

CEYHUN K

someone who is annoying and has no mates.
they also smell like sweat and poo. they are often known for being the person to avoid. they are also known for being beaten up and bullied by y8's
by ceyhun lol December 1, 2017
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Moist Frank

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman’s ear, similar to a Wet willy
Yeah bro last night went great, we hooked up and I moist franked her
by Yeaaaah les go November 23, 2021
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