midget

Henry

Henry is a midget

by Spilled July 9, 2019

Jumbo Midget

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

by Vladimir Ruiz July 7, 2011

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018

Ass Midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.

Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.

by A.Giant. February 8, 2009

midget

repeats what is said and done by others. (very irritating indeed). Kill her. Her protruding teeth is the result of trying to bite through the tons of locks on the door! There is only one such midget on earth(phew!!) and of course this does not concern all normal midgets out there!

Kill Izyan... err... i mean..kill the midget!!! Kill her before she runs 2 rounds and faints!

by midget-killer January 8, 2005

midget-mobile

A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!

Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?

A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.

by NateK July 28, 2005

One armed Midget

vietnam vet under three feet tall.

that dang one armed midget was shot out of a cannon with a spear and killed half of my squad with one blow. (that's what she said...) they were all stuck on the metal pole. (that's what she said...) they all died an extremely painful and comical death. (that's what she said?) DODGEBALL!

by eetemout !!! March 20, 2009