michigandick

a penis that has the most desirable of qualities that appeal to women

Amrit has a michagandick.

WOW! My boyfriend has the greatest michigandick.
I wish mine did.

Rahul has a nonmichigandick.

by acceptit December 23, 2008

Michigander

Someone from the beautiful state of Michigan who hates everything Ohio related.

Don’t even get the started on Michigan vs Michigan State

david: “hey bro you see the michigan game? We wiped the floor with ‘em”
dale: “no one cares you damned michigander.

by 0hioStateSucks28 November 7, 2023

michigun

this is a cool player in gd. search him up bro

"ayo bro have you heard about michigun?"
"yeah bro hes dead."

by eperial October 14, 2021

michiganize

To adapt software, systems, or processes to the University of Michigan way by stripping out key functionality, devolving the user interface, and adding maize and blue colors.

To prioritize form over functionality.

To reinforce institutional values of tradition, stubbornness, and elitism.

That app is way too powerful and easy to use. Let's michiganize it.

So what if hundreds of other organizations use this thing straight out of the box with great success? Michigan is special. Michiganize it!

We're not buying this phenomenal thing unless we can michiganize it.

by Frizzlebiscuit October 10, 2010

Michigander

A driver, usually from the state of Michigan, who drives in the left lane, refusing to move over.

That damn Michigander should move over into the right lane!

by Therickman November 11, 2004

Michiganize

To cut the sleeves off a shirt

Wow! I didn't realize you could Michiganize a polo!

by JAKIL October 14, 2016

Michignorance

A grotesque lack of general knowledge related to the American state of Michigan. Not knowing things like the fact that Michigan has two separate peninsulas and 3200 miles of Great Lakes coastline. People who are Michignorant can’t even point Michigan out on a map despite the giant, waving hand that is the Lower Peninsula.

Billy thinks that a “party store” is where you buy streamers and balloons and not bread, beer smokes or pop. Talk about michignorance!

I’m tired of explaining to the michignorant that there is no “south Detroit.”

Billy is michignorant. He thinks that “Up North” means Canada and not northern Michigan excluding the Upper Peninsula.

by LeighRay May 23, 2019