Italian Massage

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.

No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage

by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011

Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008

Sending Mixed Messages

DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!

APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.

by don samson December 3, 2009

mr. body massage machine

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator

"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008

Text Massage

Receiving a text message when your phone is on vibrate and located in your pocket.

Wow! I just got a text massage!

by Captain Killshit November 18, 2011

egyptian head massage

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008

egyptian head massage

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.

Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008