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Matt

A sex beast. He always has a very large penis, balls, and can do "sexual activities" longer than any other male human being. All around totally AMAZING, but is the absolute BEST at sex!
Girl 1-Wow, that guy is such a Matt!
Girl 2-I know! And he's SOOO good at sex!
by GuitarCrazyManiac February 3, 2010
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martyrdom

1) The act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.

2) A cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. This ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. Islam.
Guy 1: Those Sept 11th hijackers claim they were martyr's and expected 99 virgins at the pearlly gates.
Guy 2: What vigin would want to be with a mass killer? Why 99... in Heaven? Stupid ass mofos.
by Steve January 13, 2005
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Matt

A guy that is easy to fall in love with. Every girl wil have at least one Matt in her life. Matt's usually are easy to fall in love with. They are the long relationship type. If you haven't fallen for a Matt one of your friends have. When you date a Matt he changes everything. You will do anything for him. If he breaks up with you then you will always have feelings for him. You are lucky to have a Matt. Their names are common but they are rare. Amazing kissers. Perfect in everyway. Usually Tall and Blonde.
"Omg I love my boyfrend matt he is the best!"
"I am so jealous of her she dates Matt"
by namerrr June 4, 2009
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Matt Nap

When one takes a short nap during work hours in the handicap toilets.
Matt's just of having a Matt Nap
by The Hound of Slaughter September 16, 2007
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mathy

being well versed in math.
She is the most mathy person I know
by Definately not MattJ October 26, 2007
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Matt Walsh

An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.

Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.
Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.
by Sninck September 8, 2023
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Mattycakes

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.
I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.
by The Gifted. February 5, 2010
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